'Me' vs 'God'

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A little excerpt I found on someone's Facebook page. I know... I finally checked facebook... and this was the only neat thing there. It's a conversation between "Me" being a random person and "God" being the almighty God.

Me: God, can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad ... ...
God: I promise ... ... ...
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!!  Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road
Me: (ashaMed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work
Me (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things, the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you.
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

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GingaTokkyu's avatar
I should fave this .w.